Friday, 5 February 2016

Ballbuster Hall of Fame - Cynthia Rothrock

Growing up I'd always wished someone could point me in the right direction and help me figure out some of the stranger feelings I was having. So in that spirit, I thought I'd occasionally post about some beautiful women who've helped me figure that out.

Now that is a foot that's poised to sterilise.
Cynthia Rothrock is a martial arts star from the 80's that never hesitated to devastate a pair of testicles in the heat of the moment. The quality of the films also meant that there was often a squish or wet crunch sound effect with the ballbusting - something that always made me feel uncomfortable when watching such films with company.

Much thanks to Cynthia for making a career out of creating mainstream material that ballbusting fetishists could jerk off to. Women would leave the film feeling empowered, most men feeling insecure in their manhood and the rare few men scrambling to memorise every detail as they awkwardly tried to hide the wet patch forming in their pants.

If only women like Cynthia would offer their services to the public. I couldn't think of a better way to get a vasectomy than a few expert kicks until I'm shooting blanks.


I do not own these photos. 



Once your dick is hard and out of the way,
that 90's heel is wide enough to crush both nuts.

What vasectomy dreams are made of.

Even today she's a GILF - grandma I'd like to fuck up my balls.

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